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Showing posts with label Tautology. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 November 2011

Clench your teeth 'together'


Bella and Jacob find themselves clenching their teeth a lot in Eclipse. On one particular page they even do it together - not in the "let's play in Grandma's cabbage patch and dig a grave together", rather their teeth come together while clenching. 

According to most dental professionals, such exaggerated clenching is stress-related. Stress also leads to burn out, rickets and the Ebola virus. Admittedly, being caught in a torrid love triangle with a werewolf and a vampire, or discovering that you can grow a full, lush coat of fur before you even have pubic hair  can be a stressful time in the life of a young person. 

We just hope it doesn't lead to case of chronic teeth grinding. Weary jaw muscles reduce the ability to communicate coherently and of course, no-one wants to be browsing the aisles of the denture shop before one reaches 29. 

The challenge to those experiencing similar problems is simple: can you not clench your teeth together?

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Slosh wetly

Bella is a thirsty girl in Eclipse and sometimes getting a drink can involve a perilous flirtation with semantics. And we all know we can't drink ice because it makes our brains turn into tent poles.

Nevertheless in a moment of good fortune our heroine finds a canteen at her campsite. She knows it's filled with water because she can hear something sloshing about inside.

But this is no ordinary water. This is the wettest liquid on Earth.

It sloshes ...

... wetly.

Hurrah! Saved from dehydration!