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Tuesday 22 November 2011

Gasp breathlessly

The last breathless gasp was done in an airlock in 1969 when Buzz Aldrin realised that Neil Armstrong had beat him out the door.

Since then the craze has taken off in lunar proportions.

At least in Forks.

In fact, the trend has become so popular in the town that the federal government has had to ship in emergency supplies of oxygen. Even during mild cases bewilderment, residents are gasping without inhaling or exhaling. This is leading to widespread fainting and giddiness.

Please, if you accept this physical challenge, make sure to take regular breathing pauses.

2 comments:

  1. So, they are just opening their mouths. That is what this is all about, non?

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  2. yes, but you have to gasp without letting any air in or out. or, if you want to get technical, just using your mouth cavity to control the air flow. do it!

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